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Edrob's first rant
Rant on the guys that get the hot chicks
The guys that get the hot chicks
This is one HARDCORE rant. If you are offended by extreme rudeness, you might not want to read this. I could say it's not intended for younger readers, but since I am only 15, why should I tell you not to read it? You can read whatever the hell you want, right? Well don't get too serious with this, as it is only a rant, intended to be humorous.
The healthy alternative
If you don't want to read my rant, I had my friend write up one very similar, but a little shorter and less rude. Check out both if you want :)
And now, for the rant, about the guys who get the chicks and hardly deserve them:
Welcome, and thank you for taking your time to read this rant. I have decided to write this because not only have I just had it up to here with all these guys getting all the chicks, but I've been inspired lately by many friends, such as Infested Terran of Brood War Dynasty. I also wanted to see how I did with my first rant. Be sure to e-mail me with your comments when you are done reading this. Anyway, Examples of who I just can't stand anymore: Carson Daly. I am going to start out with him because he is my most hated of all men in the universe. You don't know who he is? He's not only the BOYFRIEND of the ONE AND ONLY JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT, but he's got to have the easiest life here on Earth. I mean what the hell does he have to do? Host that stupid ass TOTAL REQUEST LIVE SHOW? That's got to be easier than anything. And what else does he do? Screw Jennifer whenever he gets the chance? I'm not really one to judge, but that guy isn't even that good looking. I mean, I don't think I am anything special, but I'm something compared to that guy. Man, I don't know a straight man on Earth who doesn't hate his guts. Jennifer Love Hewitt is just so fu*king hot with the nicest juggs on Earth, and they are taken by some guy that isn't even very good looking and is rich and famous and has just about the easiest job on Earth. Oh man this feels good to get out all this aggression that I have.
And how about all these "Boy bands" that are popping up, Examples:
Backstreet Boys, 'N Sync, 98 Degrees... I'm not sure about this but I don't think there is a teenage girl on Earth that doesn't like one of these groups let alone all of them. Again, I'm not one to judge but at least they are good looking and have to do something harder than standing and saying "That video was blah blah blah. Next is this" like that Carson Daly FAG. At least these bands members aren't really going out with anyone famous and amazing like JLH, but still, they get to hang out with Britney Spears, who is second to only Jennifer Love Hewitt, BARELY. Both of them are so FU*KING hot, it makes me crazy. AND THEY ARE SO YOUNG TOO.
Then there is my last of hated guys, who is just a little worse than those I have already listed...Leonardo DiCaprio. Is there a straight male on earth who doesn't hate this fag? Or better yet, is there a straight male on earth who LIKES this fag? And is there a woman on earth who doesn't love this fag? I mean he really is the essence of gay when it comes down to it. Again, at least he's not scoring with JLH whenever he wants, and actually does something as a career...unlike that FAG Carson Daly. Oh man I can't describe how much I hate him...I mean who DOESN'T hate him? Not only does he SUCK major ass, but he's also a faggot. Well, I guess he's technically not a homosexual, but I like to call him that.
Well the bottom line is why do these stupid morons get all the chicks? I could just as easily do what they do, and better. I guess my problem is I'm anti-social, which isn't my fault. It's just how I am. I guess I could TRY to become a little more social, but why bother. Just more pain and suffering for myself which I do not need to endure.
Well I think I'm done with this rant for now, although I may add more later. This certainly has been a lot of fun :) I love e-mail so please e-mail me with any comments/disagreements you may have with this rant at edrob@scmillennium.com. Thanks a bunch for reading this.
- Edrob
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